Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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