I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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