i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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