Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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