oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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