Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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