Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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