How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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