No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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