we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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