It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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