What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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