if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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