yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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