Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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