Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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