I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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