Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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