i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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