she told me i tasted like america
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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