no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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