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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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