He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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