Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
