We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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