problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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