Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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