Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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