All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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