it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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