but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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