This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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