So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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