Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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