I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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