He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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