Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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