Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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