well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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