Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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