My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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