Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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