nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
