Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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