you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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