Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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