Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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