If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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