no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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