So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
honey bunches of taint.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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