BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
handjob tips. give me some.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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