We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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