The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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