Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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