If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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